No vexations!

I'm trying to come up with a new phrase to compete with "No worries!" Not really feeling "no vexations!" How about "No woes!" or "No anguish!" Or maybe "no concerns!" Actually maybe no vexations is the best one.

Oops, sorry man!

That's all good, dog--no vexations!

Fair-use fatties?

You know when ever there's a public health segment on the news they always show below-the-neck footage of fat people walking around? Do they have to get model-release forms from these folks? Probably not I'm guessing, but if they put me up there I'd be pissed.

Isolation gowns

What kinduv gown should I get? These two have thumb loops:


I like the hoodies on these ones:

It's that same dude from the second foto in this one:

These look pretty nice:

How about up close and without the guy on the right?

Here's that same guy again!

I think this is him again:

This one reminds me of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure:

Here he is again!

RIP Natasha Richardson, Ron Silver

Who's next? There's gotta be a third. Last time it was Kanye's mom, Evel Knievel and then Norman Mailer.

I want to buy this space

and open up a bar called the Hermitage.

Whitest brand of clothing on the market?

I see that black fleece/satin combo pullover everywhere in San Francisco. But only on white folks. So this is a no-brainer. Definitely the whitest brand. And before any of you give me your Burberrys or your Polos, remember: Cam'Ron was featured in a Burberry ad not too long ago and the whole country club aesthetic (which would include Hilfiger and Ralph Lauren) was co-opted by hip-hoppers aeons ago. So those aren't even runners-up.

Metaphysical: the movement

Don"t hate... just support it.

What do you all think of my new blogging hat?

Ultra-cool dwarf