Sunday, August 26, 2007

The true story of a man possessed by eight personalities


There's the willful and sadistic Bobby; the brawny yet taciturn carpenter, Roger; Egan, the pony-tailed and introverted programmer; Eustace, the confident and argumentative Ph.D. candidate; Vanessa--Daniel's only female self--is flirtatious, self-assured and quick to laugh; the demure and passive Sean possesses the mind of a 6-year-old; big-hearted Brian bakes and delivers cakes to lonely seniors on their birthdays; and lastly, Ethan, an agoraphobic hoarder who enjoys true crime shows.

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

God is watching us


And one look at that crack in his face and you know he's far from benevolent; he's an angry, vengeful god.

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

face-off


Firstly, why do you arrange your elliptical machines in this manner? Secondly, why oh why would you choose the machine opposite me when there are others available?

Saturday, August 11, 2007

Saturday, August 04, 2007

Is that Lindsay Lohan or Wagner?


I was a little surprised when I saw this mannequin at Chico's--a store for 50-year-old+ women--taking on this snooty, cat-walking posture. Is all humility gone? Looks like after bringing down an entire generation of tweeners, the Lindsays and Britneys have moved on to the boomers. Better bring my A-game next time I go out to mom's.