So I'm in the exam room

waiting for my doctor to arrive and I notice he has this photo framed:
Nice photo from one of those 1950s Time-Life photographers, Margaret Bourke White. Never heard of her but anyhow it got me thinking about how EVERY single man wore hats back then and I wondered how people would deal with hat head. I know when I take a hat off my hair looks fucked up--how did an entire generation deal with this affliction on a daily basis? Or was it not an issue because every guy's hair looked fucked up?

My biography? This will be the book cover

New blog name: Constant Comment

Just because I have so many comments. Get it?

Funny Tweed

from James Deen's Twitter:

People say porn is sexist but when was the last time you saw anyone other than a woman cleaning a house in an ad for windex!?!?!?!?

btw, James Deen is a porn star who has a huge female following. Heard of him from reading Andrew Sullivan's blog post about him.


photo courtesy of Brown that Banana.

Neanderthal wordplay

So my boss asks me to double-check quantities before sending the order in and I guess I misheard him because I checked and sent back this photo as confirmation:I said looks good to me--what do you think?

Never heard back.