the bold look of porter

I have a tendency to take photos of myself in bathroom mirrors. Not sure why that is. It takes a certain lighting to charm and seduce me. Next thing you know I've gone and made my mirror face...and then I just can't resist snapping a portrait. This isn't one my better ones. There'll be more to come.

Oh, and no, you won't find any footage of my wide-stanced, Larry Craig encounters here. I save those for my pseudonymous vlog. Good luck finding it!

BTW, this was taken at PS1--a museum in Queens. They've got some real edgy, experimental stuff. Check it out next time you're in NY.

Metaphysical reaches the century mark

Yes, this is MN's 100th post. This is an emotional time here at the cap. Blogging has transformed my life because it's allowed me to expose my pretenses to a wider public. Bearing this in mind, I'll be treating my fans to the truest exercise in narcissism: the self-portrait. Isn't it beautiful?

Funny thing I just noticed about this photo is my sweater matches all of the different tones almost perfectly.

come fly with me

The Sovereign Republic of Metaphysical Territories

I'm launching a new country. This is our flag. The man pictured there is our president--his name is Corey. He's an earnest looking fellow, don't you think?