I'm lazily folding my laundry Saturday afternoon and watching THS while my daughter sleeps. They're at the point when Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch is blowing up and he's been approached to do a biography. I'm really only half-listening until the narrator says:The most shocking part of the book was the dedication.
Cut to a former manager of Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch:
It didn't surpise me at all that Mark dedicated the book to his penis.
Back to narrator: Mark also revealed that he was born with a third nipple and wrote the bitches like to suck it.
Also revealed was that he went to prison for a hate crime--blinded some old Vietnamese man for no reason. What an asshole. Hate that prick now.
Why are those racial background questions on forms so concerned about you not being Hispanic or Latino?
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