Tuesday, February 22, 2011

It's Official

Dennis Eatenhog and Curtis Chen are no longer an item. The formerly cosy twosome were spotted at SFO and their body language spoke volumes; Curtis pretends to study the arrivals screen while Dennis stares off into space, stunned.

Walk On By:

What a poker face that Curtis is:It's not a dream:Gotta keep moving:A face in the crowd:

Thursday, February 10, 2011

Outdated slang

Really into using outdated slang these days. Yesterday, my word of choice was "Madblunted." I was using it with my wife and she pleaded with me to stop. What does that even mean? I think it has the same meaning as "trippy." Trippy--that's my new one for today.

Friday, February 04, 2011

Oh my lord

Is there such a thing as water ants?

My wife thinks so because we have an ant problem yet our kitchen is spotless. My wife is an obsessive cleaner; nary a negligible Tom Thumb of a crumb is left on the kitchen counter or floor. The ants seem to be attracted to wet dishes just taken out of the washer. They also hang out in the sink and I've seen them in the bath tub. I personally think they're just retarded or desperate ants. I've never heard of ants that can subsist on water.