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Things I love right now

1. Ellie Goulding's "Lights." I know, old song, but I'm late on everything now.

2. Fransizkaner beer. I don't want to drink anything else now.

3. Haribo Fruity sour pasta candy.

It lubricates itself right in the package

Funny line from an ad for catheters I saw while eating breakfast at Orginal Buffalo Wings.