random spam text -- the madlibs of the Internet generation

So I guess I'm taking it back to the genesis of this here blog with my
latest entry. For those of you who don't remember, the name of this blog came from the subject line of a spam email. I wanted to share some recent ones that cracked me up:

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travels fastest who travels alone A tree never hits an automobile
except in self defense.

the way I wanted to, fool, and all the time you were egging me on
and me through jails and bars. I've had it! He unsnapped the straps of the
pack

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their man policeman shop assistant and no one came. At last preserve
willows are a little thicker. That's the way. You're off!"
thunderclap.

You get the picture. Some are more nonsensical than others. Part of me thinks they are random, because it seems you just couldn't make these up--but if that's the case, how would you explain the nearly logical arrangement of subject and verb and narrative flow that some of these seem to possess? It's as if they've been yanked from a novel and someone's taken the time to muck them up and alter the wording. Perhaps someone's formulated a madlibs-like algorithmic template into which the computer merely drops the words. In any event, I want to be a part of this. My ADD/absurdist leanings might serve me well in this line of work.